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In this Intrepid Traveler Dispatch, independent travel consultant Dave Dudar tells us how he immersed himself into the language, culture and beauty of Granada, Nicaragua.
He finds out, among other things, that the people there park their car in their living room.
In sharp contrast to the pleasures of Granada were the depressing conditions he witnessed in Managua, which he says is probably one of the least attractive capitals in the Americas.
By Dave Dudar
THE TRIP: The focus of the trip was a six day immersion Spanish course in Granada, Nicaragua, preceded by a night in Managua upon my evening’s arrival, and two nights in San Juan del Sur—a beach town on the Pacific.
WHO: Just me.
WHY: Was fascinated by doing a Spanish Immersion course in Central America—had been to Guatemala the year before, and such instruction is quite popular in Antigua there. But wanted to

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try a new place, and found that Nicaragua also had a number of language schools. Casa Xalteva was specifically recommended by Budget Travel.com, and a little more research on my part showed that Granada was a nice base from which to explore this part of Nicaragua. As well, the costs were so low—a week’s tuition with my own private tutor was $120, with the homestay for a week, including three meals a day, an extra $77. (The costs have gone up some, but still quite reasonable–$150 for a week of classes now, and $90 a week for the homestay, per person)
WHEN: Late November
GETTING THERE: My flight from Atlanta to Managua arrived at night, and owing to safety issues and road conditions, I had to spend the night in the Nicaraguan capital and catch a shuttle by day. While my flight from ATL, and my cab ride were uneventful—in fact, Delta upgraded me—my arrival at the hotel was noteworthy as a riot was occurring outside my hotel, so the cab driver had to bring me into the InterContinental through the hotel’s loading dock. The gates at the hotel were all raised.
A shuttle came the next afternoon to drive me to San Juan del Sur.

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I WAS REALLY SURPRISED. . .by how depressing Managua is. Much of the city hasn’t been repaired since the 1972 earthquake, and most of the capital’s streets have no names. Granted, a small riot had occurred outside my hotel the

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night before—even so, the streets surrounding the InterContinental were garbage-strewn and poorly maintained. I found a cab driver who spoke English, and asked him to drive me around for an hour and a half so I could see the city—we drove up a hill to survey Managua and the lake beyond.
Next stop was the new cathedral—a modern concrete structure with some brightly colored accents. A drive to the center of town revealed the original cathedral still a hulking ruin from the 1972 earthquake damage, and a lakefront rank with the fumes of the polluted lake—Nicaraguans refer to it as an “inodoro”, or toilet. Near the national legislative building, an entire block is given over to squatters who are otherwise homeless when pesticides on the fields they worked prompted hideous health issues. On the balance, I have never been more gratified to get back to comfortable confines of my hotel. If you can, plan for a daytime arrival in Managua so you can go directly to your destination and avoid the overnight in the capital.
I KNEW I’D LOVE GRANADA WHEN. . .I took a walk shortly after arrival. Granada is one of the best preserved Spanish colonial cities in the Americas. Block after block of row houses, painted in colors more indicative of Baskin-Robbins than Sherwin-Williams, with the center a lovely plaza punctuated by the huge, mango sherbet washed cathedral—its dome the highest point in the city. Calle Calzada slopes from the plaza to the lake, and along the way, the sidewalks are lined with cafes that spill toward the street. Charming under any circumstances, but when an ice cold beer sets a café sitter back less than a $1, such a neighborhood is delicious as well.

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ACCOMMODATIONS. . .after a night at the Managua InterContinental, and two nights at Pelican Eyes—San Juan del Sur’s luxury hillside resort—staying in the host home in Granada is a change. The home is emblematic of other houses in Granada’s core, long and thin, with a few central courtyards. Interestingly, they park the family car in the living room. My bedroom is toward the back of the house, and we share a bathroom. Not having air conditioning is balanced by not having hot water in the shower—I grow accustomed to both.
The host family has two young boys, with their father being a professional artist of surrealist paintings—Maria is a homemaker. The meals are heavy on rice, with a little meat for good measure. The first evening, we make pizza together, but on subsequent evenings, they have dinner waiting for me, and they dine in front of the TV, which rarely gets a break. A bit odd for me to sit alone at the dinner table while they watch TV in a different part of the house. Soon, I am just sleeping, eating, and doing my homework at the house—and getting out as much as I can. Casa Xalteva is just a few blocks away, and the rest of colonial Granada is an easy walk.

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THE COOLEST ATTRACTIONS WERE. . .outside my door. The structure of the classes were four hours a day, 8-12, with a 15 minute break at 10a. So I got up early, explored in the morning, met my tutor, fumbled through way too many irregular verbs in the subjunctive, and then escaped for 15 minutes. All of Granada’s center is a treasure trove of photo opportunities, so would often lean on a corner and just wait for something interesting to happen—a funeral procession, a woman with a basket balanced atop her head, etc. Would return, and then spend nearly two hours more figuring out how much high school Spanish I’d forgotten. Then would head home for lunch and a nap.
Casa Xalteva employed another guy, Andres, as a guide, so each afternoon, we’d meet up, and go someplace nearby with him and sometimes other students. The idea was to speak Spanish the whole time, and Andres was an accredited guide

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We did an afternoon at the nearby lagoon in the shadow of the volcano, another trip up Mombacho to visit a coffee plantation and go ziplining, and yet another trip through Las Isletas—an archipelago of 365 islands in the lake just beyond the core. In the last instance, we bicycled to the lakefront, but to get to Mombacho, we took a local bus—crowded, with chickens, kids, and every other Central American image you could conjure.
When I wasn’t enjoying one of these excursions, Granada was wonderful to stroll around—discovering another interesting archway or courtyard, enjoying yet another color I’d never seen in residential architecture, or cooling off with a cold Victoria beer at a sidewalk café.
IF I HAD TO DO IT OVER AGAIN. . .I’d have passed on the homestay. Glad I did it, once. But Granada has some lovely (and inexpensive) hotels in restored colonial buildings. I like my privacy too much, I guess. As it turns out, I ate all my breakfasts, and a dinner or two, out anyway.

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As well, I’d have stayed a few more days—places like Ometepe look to be so interesting, but transportation and sporadic schedules don’t always make day trips practical. So take more time than you think you will need.
A FEW PIECES OF PARTING ADVICE: Unlike other destinations, Nicaragua just didn’t have that much to buy—Guatemala, for example, had far more in the way of weavings and carvings to bring home. That said, the duty free shopping at the Managua Airport had some of the best liquor prices I’ve seen—particularly on the local rum. Had I known, I’d have made far more room in my carry-on (and brought bubble wrap, if you have to check it at some point) for some bottles home.

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Avoid staying the night in Managua if you can—it is not the worst place on the planet, but may be the least attractive capital in the Americas.
Steel yourself for the poverty—after Haiti, Nicaragua is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere, where 79% of the population lives on less than $2 a day. And Granada is a relatively prosperous area of the country. Still, Nicaragua feels safe, and the people are lovely. Your visit will be an eyeopener, and your spending money in such a place is so helpful for the local economy.
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